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Revenue

Revenue
 
We don’t need newspaper any more, close the press, “the chief editor of ” Chitralekha Times” ordered in outburst.” What happened sir? Why are you so much angry today, “the associate editor requested.”
 
Chief Editor replied in outburst – I am frustrated with editing career. The same news, the same story, the same advertisement from last fifty year.
 
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Jungle Raj

 
Jungle Raj  
(Forest land)
 
350 A, King street,                                   
Microsoft head office
New York
B6T563
Sir, Lion is waiting out side the room ,”the personal assistance of Bill Gates conveyed the message to Bill Gates.
Bill Gates – what? Lion? What do you mean? Lion in New York.
Personal Assiatance – yes sir, Lion, from deep forest of Satpuda, India. Lion [...]

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Lecture

 
Lecture 
W here is my phone? Here on the bed. Ohh, I am so
 careless never putthe phone at appropriate place. 1-866-37354-2623, trin, trin… you have 20 minutes more to talk in your reliance account. Please enter your phone no followed by country code. 91-6112-9834562, trin trin trin hello, hello, papa, pakash good morning father, good morning [...]

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Ready Made

 
Ready Made
Is the bomb ready, ”Ken Bownman the chief scientist of NASA asked to his colleague.” Almost ready sir,” the staff replied.” Is every bacteria in proper condition? Are you guys hundred percent sure that it will completely annihilate the mental condition of those human? I don’t care if they go to comma stage after [...]

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BestOfIndya

BestOfIndya 
One day, I was traveling in the evening. I was walking and looking the trees, the pond the mountain, the forest. I was watching the nature beauty and enjoying the sound of birds. I became so much engrossed in the imagination that I forgot my way, my direction of to travel.
By chance, I entered into [...]

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Copyright Reserved

Copyright
Reserved
 
(please take it as a fun)
The flight is going to land in next five minute, you all are requested to keep your seat belt on “air hostess of Austrian Airways announced”. Every body followed her instruction including Narad Muni. Yes, the famous Narad Muni from our scriptures. To be safe side, Narad Muni also used [...]

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आओ खोज करें
(How they decide topic of research)
I have to do something for Canada, i have to do something, my dream – “Every person should have sufficient power”, More power, More power - Ken brooded. Mr. Ken Bownman, The Director, Nuclear power plant at Toronto, a person with  power mind, a person completely devoted to country, a person [...]

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Daily Stuffs

 

Daily Stuffs
Morning 5 O’clock, Puskar got up. Ohm,
 
ohm, ohm, Hari ohm, hari ohm, hari ohm. He was chanting Hari ohm, Hari Ohm but his mind was running on his blog, the blog which he wrote last night. Puskar is hoping, not hoping he is almost confident that some body must have read his blog, the [...]

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